The Office Part 2

Okay, so Dwight Schrute has to one of my favorite characters of all time in the history of television. He's definitely ... unique, I guess that's the right word. He is one of the Sales Representatives at Dunder Mifflin and used to be "Assistant to the Regional Manager" but he would still refer to himself as "Assistant Regional Manager". Just to let you know, there's a big difference. He acts like he knows everything and really tough, but really, he's kind of gullable and niave. Which is why he is so easily pranked by coworker, Jim Halpert. He's also feircly loyal to the company and his branch's regional manager, Michael Scott.

But Dwight is so funny because he spouts off random nonsense and especially the way he talks in a casual conversation. I shall give you many examples so I can reach my word requirement. haha
1. Dwight had a twin, but he resorbed him while in the womb.
2. He describes the perfect crime: stealing the chandelier from Tiffany's (jewelry store) and then running away with Tiffany, after a passionate night, he leaves her and with a son, years later he meets his son and Tiffany, he tells her to wait for him while he runs away to Germany where he hid the chandelier
3. Dwight says that he will travel anywhere except Cuba, but he will travel to New Zealand to walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor and hike Mount Doom.
4. Dwight owns and runs his own B&B/beet farm.
5. He also knows everything about bears especially bear attacks.
6. He has special expertise in weapons like numchucks and throwing stars.

There's more but I really can't think of anything right now. Also Dwight usually wears brown pants with a dark tie and his shirt is some shade of mustard. It's kind of a running joke throughout the series. Also Dwight had a secret relationship with another coworker Angela. They dated for two years before he mercy killed her cat.... but their relationship greatly resembled the one of Frank and Margaret's on MASH. You probably don't know what I'm talking about.... okay 300 words! yeahhh!